are you FUCKING kidding me. They’re doing this to prevent people from starting a 30 day trial and canceling it as soon as they’re finished binge-watching their favorite tv shows. They’re doing it for even more money.
Pro tip: get the 30 day trial after your favorite tv shows episodes have all aired
Pro tip: pirate your favorite tv shows episodes the day after they air
I’ve never pirated stuff for reasons that are about 25% me thinking artists should be paid and wanting to support diverse casting, and 75% me being a lazy bitch. The thing is a lot of people are willing to pay for stuff if you make it EASY TO ACCESS. (And keep prices low to moderate.) But now all the media companies are doing the same shit that created a whole ass generation of cord cutters and I’m about to buy a big goddamn hat and hoist the fucking colors.
I’ve worked with skulls and taxidermy for years, and my mother was a mortician, so death doesn’t yuck me out, but something about holding a skull and going, “Hm… there was a brain in this,” just slams me into an existential crisis at eighty-eight miles per hour.
Me, singing quietly while I gently scrape tissue off of teeth: I’m just meat! I’m just meat! I’m meat that has opinions and one day I’ll die!
